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Mousetrap

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:05 am

I went into a DIY shop.

I said: "I'd like a mousetrap. Please be quick, I have a train to catch."

"I'm sorry, sir,
Spoiler:
we don't have any that big." he replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mousetrap

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:31 pm

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