I left my phone behind

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I left my phone behind

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 15, 2017 9:23 am

I left my phone at home this morning.

I nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying: "Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"

What am I still doing with this woman?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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