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Whales

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:49 am

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,
Spoiler:
"Then you ask him.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Whales

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:36 pm

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