This is me 'n 'er

[rebbonk]

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, 'You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second.'

'Why would I come in second?' asked the husband.

Spoiler:

'Because you're an idiot!' she said.