She wants a divorce

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She wants a divorce

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:29 am

My wife said she wanted a divorce because I'm too immature.

I replied, "You're talking a load of updoc."

You should have seen the joy sweep across my face as she replied,
Spoiler:
"What's updoc?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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