Need to catch the train

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Need to catch the train

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:50 am

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead.
Spoiler:
And if my bull sees you, you might even catch the 4:11 one.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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