Stolen credit card

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Stolen credit card

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:04 am

Police : Why didn't you report your stolen credit card earlier?

Man : The thief was spending less than my wife!

Police : Then why are you reporting it now?

Man : I think
Spoiler:
the thief's wife has started using it
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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