Time to sort it out

[rebbonk]

So I got a call back from Jeremy Kyle today, me and the girls have been accepted so we can sort this whole mess out. I'm sick and I'm tired of being accused. I didn't do it, they should know that. I'm not that sort of person to do something so awful, so hurtful and I would never betray my friend like that.

When this lie detector comes back it will prove

Spoiler:

that I didn't eat the last Oreo