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Thanks mum!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:16 am

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, '' Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh dear" she sighed.
Spoiler:
"I thought you had a real one this time."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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