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Too hot

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:03 am

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

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'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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