The test

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The test

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:53 am

An old woman had three daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law.

One fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law.

Purposefully, she jumped in the lake and started yelling for help. The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out onto the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes on his driveway with a note saying, "Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!"

Another day she went out with her second son-in-law. Purposefully, she jumped in the lake and started yelling for help. The second son-in-law, too, jumped into the water and dragged her out, onto the shore.

The next day he found a brand new E-Class Mercedes on his driveway with a note saying, "Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!"

The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But the son-in-law panicked and ran away without offering any help to her. The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.

The next day the third son-in-law was surprised to see a new brand new Rolls-Royce waiting on his driveway with a note saying, "Thank you very much!
Spoiler:
Your Father-in-law!"
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Re: The test

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:28 pm

:lol:
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