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Dead flies

Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:35 am

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yes, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
Spoiler:
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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