She lives over the road

[rebbonk]

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid
tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said.

Spoiler:

"Can you watch my dog?"