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Want a bet?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:59 am

An American tourist goes into a bar in Cork, and proclaims loudly that he would bet $5000 that no Irishman could drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.

There is silence, and then one guys gets up and leaves. Later on he re-appears, and asks the Yank if the bet is still on.

"It sure is" booms the Yank.

So 30 pints of Guinness are set up, and the Irishman downs the lot with 20 seconds to spare.

"Wow", yells the Yank, and hands him his $5000, before enquiring, "Why did you go out when I made the offer ?"

"Well", says the Irishman,
Spoiler:
"I went down the road to another pub to make sure I could do it"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Want a bet?

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:18 am

:lol:
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