Talking in the pub

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Talking in the pub

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:56 am

"Get this" said a guy to his friends. "Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house".

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs.
Spoiler:
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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