On trial for murder

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On trial for murder

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:12 am

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

"First offender?" asks the judge.

"Nope!
Spoiler:
First the Gibson then the Fender," replies the woman.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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