Meeting my parents (naughty)

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Meeting my parents (naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:11 am

On my way over to my parents to introduce them to my new girlfriend, I had to ring to tell them we were going to be late

"Sorry Dad" I said when he answered the phone, "I've got a puncture"

"That's my boy!" he replied
Spoiler:
"Don't take no lip from her and show her who's boss from the off"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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