Expensive mattress

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Expensive mattress

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:44 am

I was reading that Bensons For Beds have come out with a top quality mattress costing £24,000.

At the bottom are 4000 pocket springs.

On top of that is cashmere; on top of that mohair; on top of that silk ...

And then on top of that,
Spoiler:
a gullible fool who paid £24,000 for a mattress.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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