Lost 5 pounds

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Lost 5 pounds

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:05 am

My wife came home very dejected, "I've only lost five pounds,"

"I don't believe you, "I replied,
Spoiler:
"you've probably spent it on cakes again."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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