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999

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:48 am

I called 999 for an ambulance today.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator.

"I stumped my toe on the coffee table." I replied.

"And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed.

Spoiler:
I said, "No, it's for my wife, she shouldn't have laughed."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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