Pub in Barnsley

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I were in t' pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman come up t' me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy."

I replied "Has tha got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied,

Spoiler:

"Well tha'd better get back to it, afore t'farmer notices tha's missin."