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Fast food

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:25 am

Paddy Opens A Fast Food Restaurant.

The phone rings on opening night.

Paddy: hello

Michael: hello, do you sell pizza?

Paddy: we do

Michael: what toppings do you have?

Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and pineapple.

Michael: do you deliver?

Paddy:
Spoiler:
no, only cheese, tomato, mushroom, ham.....
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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