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Cats

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:16 pm

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked,
Spoiler:
"How many times?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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