A few Toyota jokes!

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A few Toyota jokes!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:12 am

Toyota jokes are unstoppable

The Toyota jokes are out of control. PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!

Have you heard the new slogan? 'Toyota, just try and stop us.'

Duracell purchases Toyota to tie-in the slogan, "It keeps going and going...

The Energizer Bunny will be driving a Toyota Prius

Toyota's President gave a heartfelt apology to car owners around the world. Poor guy...
After all the criticism by the media and government, I think its time for all of us to--"Give him a Brake"

My friend telephoned to say he's coming round to visit me in his Toyota, but he said not to worry as he's not stopping.....
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A few Toyota jokes!

Postby pollyanna » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:59 am

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