Mum's upset

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Mum's upset

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:51 am

I remember my mum going mad when I rang her up telling her I'd run away from home.

"Don't be bloody childish, Dave" she shouted. "What about everything you're leaving behind?"

"Like what?" I scoffed. "Who's gonna miss me?"

Spoiler:
"Your wife and bloody kids for a start" she snapped.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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