Late for work

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Late for work

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:39 am

I arrived late for work this morning.

My boss said, "Why are you late, Adam?"

I said, "I saw my mother in law's car at the side of the road with 2 flat tires."

He said, "And?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"I had to drive by 13 times before she noticed me laughing at her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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