Top 10 jokes from Edinburgh Fringe 2012

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10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."




9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."




8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"




7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."




6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."




5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."




4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."




3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."




2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "




1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."