Drinking?

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After 12 pints down the pub, I jumped in the car. For two miles I was swerving all over the road with the engine revving before passing out. I eventually woke up in a ditch shocked & dazed with a traffic cop looking down at me in my seat.

"Had a drink have we sir?" Winked the copper knowingly.

"I can't deny I'd had a few." I replied.

Looking over at my wrecked car he tutted & gave me this advice:

Spoiler:

"Get a taxi next time, rather than asking the wife to pick you up."