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Wife feeling fruity

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:05 am

The wife turned to me in bed last night, slowly drew her finger down my chest and said "You know baby, we've not made love in ages."

"You're right honey, we haven't," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Let's not spoil it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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