Kung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
His boss replies, "Kung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go home and have sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again and says,