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Visitors?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:29 am

She: I'm back from doing the shopping. Will you help me unpack?

He: Good grief, what all did you buy?

She: 15 cases of beer, 2 cases of brandy, a case of rum and one of gin, 4 bottles of wine, 2 cases of cola and 2 loaves of bread.

He: Are we getting visitors?

She: No, why?

He:
Spoiler:
Why did you get so much bread?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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