The wife rang me

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The wife rang me

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:33 am

I was away last weekend and my wife rang me in hysterics.

Apparently, she'd slid into three cars on the way home, mounted the pavement causing an old man to have to dive out of the way and burnt the clutch out trying to get into our drive.

"Wow" I said. "The snow must be really bad at home"

Spoiler:
"Snow?" she replied
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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