Petting Envy

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Petting Envy

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:44 am

Two very horny and under-sexed college freshmen are wandering around campus on the prowl when they notice a dog licking his nuts.

"Man, I wish I could do that," says the first guy.

The second freshman replies,
Spoiler:
"Don't you think you should pet him first?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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