Easter Eggs

It's New Years Day and Tescos already have Easter Egg displays in their stores. They claim this is in response to 'customer demand'.
Easter falls on April 4th. The sad part is that folks will actually buy them now.

Polly, do the supermarkets where you live have those stupid mats which are painted to look as if someone has dropped a Cadbury's creme-egg on the floor?

Yes they do Dutchy - think Asda is the biggest culprit - I can't be the only person who ends up walking round them thinking stuffs been spilt