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Big steak

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:29 am

My wife rang me at work and asked "How would you like a big steak cooked just the way you like it and served by the woman you love?"

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I replied "Nice idea but I'll have to come home, it's mum's bingo night."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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