Wearing glasses...

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I was having a browse through Tinder last night at my mate's house.

I found a profile of one pretty lass who wore glasses.

I said to my mate, 'Hell no! She'd have to take those specs off first.'

'What, you're not into girls with glasses?'

'It's not that. If she didn't take them off

Spoiler:

she'd get a proper look at me and I'd have no chance.'