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Football Vs Sex

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 15, 2024 10:52 am

Football tournaments are like sex in a new relationship.

3 times a day and then gradually decreasing in regularity until you
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feel you deserve a trophy for a single performance.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Football Vs Sex

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 16, 2024 2:18 am

:lol:
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