Police at the door...

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Police at the door...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:46 am

The police came to my door holding a picture of my wife.

They said, "Is this your wife?"

Shocked I answered, "Yes".

They said, "We are afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".

I said,
Spoiler:
"I know, but she does the cooking and she's good with the kids!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Police at the door...

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:20 am

:lol:
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