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Mowing the lawn

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:02 am

Husband: "Hey, honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the front lawn nude?"

Wife: "They'd probably say
Spoiler:
I married you for your money"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mowing the lawn

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:19 pm

:lol:
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