Took a girl home...

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Took a girl home...

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 31, 2023 12:05 pm

I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa and things started warming up.

She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"

I said, "No I'd rather we did it here."

"Oh I see," she winked. "Something in your bedroom you don't want me to see eh?"

"Yeah,
Spoiler:
my wife!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Took a girl home...

Postby dutchman » Wed May 31, 2023 10:51 pm

:lol:
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