Thank you, Darling

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Thank you, Darling

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 24, 2022 11:44 am

My wife was allowed to visit me one last time before I started my prison sentence.

"I've baked you a cake," she said, "And I've hidden something inside it that might help you in there."

"What is it ?" I asked nervously, "A tiny rock hammer ?"

"No silly,
Spoiler:
a tub of Vaseline!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Thank you, Darling

Postby dutchman » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:55 pm

:lol:
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