The day you were born...

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The day you were born...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:06 am

I was telling a woman about my ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then. Try."

After 30 seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded. "What day was I born on?"

Spoiler:
"Yesterday?" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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