Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Thursday today!"
Man:
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Pork pie
by rebbonk » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:39 pm
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie sellotaped to his head...
Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Thursday today!"
Man:
Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"
Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"
Barman: "But it's Thursday today!"
Man:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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