Falling in love

[rebbonk]

My son said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?"

I said, "I was 18. I walked into a bar and saw the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her."

He said, "What happened?"

I said,

Spoiler:

"The arrow missed and hit your bl**dy mother!"

[dutchman]