Took the wife out...

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Took the wife out...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:51 pm

I walked into a pub with my wife.

The Landlord said, "Would you like a drink for your wife?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"That sounds like a fair swap!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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