"Coventry restaurant collecting bulletproof vests to send to Ukraine"

https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/coventry-restaurant-collecting-bulletproof-vests-23240609

That's a shame, I threw my last bulletproof vest out last week thinking it wouldn't be needed any more.

Must remember to add it to my shopping list this afternoon:

Shopping List

• Milk
• Eggs
• Bread
• Bulletproof vest

I know it's a serious situation and I shouldn't laugh, but really, who puts this stuff together?