Oil shortage

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Oil shortage

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:00 am

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the UK.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to actually check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in the North Sea...

Spoiler:
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster
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