Off on me hols

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Off on me hols

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:00 pm

I told my neighbour I was going on holiday and he asked me to bring him back two hundred cigarettes.

Yesterday I knocked on his door and said “I've got your cigs, you owe me £130”

He said “£130? Where hell have you been?”

Spoiler:
“Cornwall”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Off on me hols

Postby dutchman » Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:13 pm

:lol:
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