A few one liners

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A few one liners

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:36 am

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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