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Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:46 am

Nuno Espírito Santo signed a new superkid from foreign shores.

On the first day of training, Nuno got a ball and said to the lad, “You kick this at the goal.”

He looked a bit bewildered but carried on nonetheless.

The next day of training, the same thing happened. Nuno said, “You get this and score a goal.” Again the kid looked bewildered but carried on.

The third day, Nuno said: “This is ball. You take this, kick it between posts and score goal. Yes?"

Finally, the foreign boy speaks, “Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do.”

Nuno Espírito Santo said, “Sit down son,
Spoiler:
I'm talking to Harry Kane.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Football

Postby dutchman » Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:23 pm

:lol:
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